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Here is a little fix I found on the net prowling numerous forums to try and fix a bug I had with Photoshop and it’s awesome Open GL awesomeness
This applies to CS4 and CS5 only…  and probably only PC/Windows(?)


• You start up Photoshop (cs4 – cs5) and your file / work area is grayed out (even if the layers show there is something there)
• If you turn off the Open GL features in Photoshops preferences it starts to work (usually after closing and opening Photoshop)
• You own a Asus Graphics Card

Possible Solution:

• Remove Asus Gamer OSD (I totally uninstalled mine as I never used it  – This program usually loads on start-up with Asus Smart Doctor, maybe you can just remove it from start-up / services if you really want to use it

And that should fix it!  Now go, go and roll around in all that Open GL goodness…
9800 GTX+DK + CS5 Photoshop + Open GL + Asus Gamer OSD = Gray Sucky Suck Arse Problem









Tutorial 2 Illustrator - Revolve Tool



Introducing a new form of education tool. This will be a series of helpful tips for software / design etc that I’ll continue until I get the correct legal documents or bribe needed to stop  it…
I am starting off with an easy one…

Pen Tool [p] and Fignütts : no#1 : DYI Illustrator Patterns Rated R (for Really mature designers over the age of 18 will hate this) 

panel 1 - Illustrator tutorial 1-1 oh yeah! panel 1 - Illustrator tutorial 1-2

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panel 7 - Illustrator tutorial 1-7panel 8 - Illustrator tutorial 1-8panel 9  Wish I could be in The Doors to sing "This is the end..."


Oh dear rather crass and fully anti-design styled cartoon tutorial about custom patterns etc for Illustrator featured on

Click on image to enjoy?


”]Pentool [p] and Fignütts have terrible tutorial adventures... [R18]

Hard drives are cheaper than a 3 pack of socks these days… 

There is no excuse not to buy a bucket of them… buying them is the easy part, actually installing them and using them is a little harder (not hard like getting a driver for your Audigy 2 sound card tho…)


Like everything hard drives get faster and cheaper… new techy parts are added blah blah blah. What you need to know is “will this new neato hard drive work in my computer?!”

If you have an older motherboard you should check if its SATA or ATA…  (they don’t plug n play nicely with each other… like USB and Firewire) SATA is the newer kid on the block shes faster and has less messy cabling… your power supply and motherboard need to have SATA for it to work as the power supply for SATA is also different…

Space / Installation

Another consideration: Does your computer case have any room for another drive?

First of all check were your original hard drive is? Most of the time there is another bay there to slot in another drive… make sure its got a few cm of breathing space for air flow purposes (heat is a big thing to be aware of when modding and adding to a computer ;D ). If there doesn’t seem to be much space a good trick is to have a look at the other drive bays (eg. where the disk drive is /was or if you have a second DVD/CD bay). Then its just a job of screwing them in place… you want them to be moderately tight (stop vibrations or movement damage). Some drives bays (eg. some Dell or good gaming cases etc) have other means of installing which can be dead easy requiring no screws / finger wounds…

Also you will need for each new drive:
A power cable and a data cable (going to one of the sockets on the motherboard)

Also something to consider is types / length of cables…

You will obviously need to install them somewhere where both cables can reach the hard drive (duh)
Often power supplies have more than one power connection per cable so if you have two drives close by they can daisy chain off one cable…

You can also get right angled plugs etc for SATA if its in a tight spot right up against the case lid etc…

50% Less Electrocution Sale!  

Ok something to think about is static electricity in regards to your shiny new drive and computer components… try scuffing your socks on your carpet and randomly touch all your computer components… see how now they are all dead? Yes the lesson here is static electricity is a computer component killer.

You can go out and purchase a star trek looking anti static wrist band and be the coolest geek on the block or failing that just be sensible and when ever you touch computer components do the following:

Make sure you turn everything off, don’t do any modding or installations on carpet in socks (i am guilty of this), touch the case or ground yourself on something before you touch anything… sweet…

Turning Your Turtle of a Computer into a Ninja Turtle on Crack

Hey here is an idea if you have a little bit of money… buy a large cheap 500 – 1000 gig drive for all your files and an expensive nice smaller drive maybe a solid state one for your operating system. Check out reviews online for a good one (they can be rather expensive)… this can speed up your start up time by a crazy amount and boost your overall performance by an uber amount… having no moving parts makes them quiet and quick…


Yes i could go on to explain RAID etc but there are much better resources on this side of things out there…. go explore monkey…


A lot of the info i have given really is more relevant for people with larger cases and most likely PC computers, i-macs etc may not have the space inside for an extra internal hard drive.. But what about an external drive?  These are great.. you can tote them around swap/steal data of other people etc.

There are many kinds, some are powered by usb etc others have there own power supplies you have to plug in… some use USB, some use ESATA or Firewire etc… There are two sizes for the drives 2.5 or 3.5 (internally 2.5 is for laptop and 3.5 is for desktops… Shop around.. you may find it cheaper to buy a the case and the drive separately.

Things to think about:

  • Do you have a spare USB, ESATA or Firewire port? 
  • Is having a drive with its own power supply a problem? is the case the same type as the drive? (a mistake that is common is that people buy an external enclosure that is ATA and then buy a nice new SATA drive that wont fit in the external enclosure)
  • Is noise a problem? Cheap external drives are often more noisy, prone to vibrations and even may cause interference (plays buggery with the TV reception)

Now go fill up that new hard drive with:  Crap pop music and porn…

Bam! You have got exactly point three of a second to make a custom brush in illustrator!

Make a splotch, a scribble even scan in your favourite pet and vectorize it… then just select it and throw it onto the bushes palette… it’ll ask you what kinda brush choose New Art Brush on a whim and then bam! (thats two bams in one post) you have your own brush…

You can use this in many many ways… go explore.. scan in some scribbles, ink splotches, spray paint, crayons, whateva… Trace them in illustrator…Enjoy…

!Shirt of The Moment!


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